This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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