he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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