I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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