I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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