I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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