I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
