ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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