belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Say something about gay babies.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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