Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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