Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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