I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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