went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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