I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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