You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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