I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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