Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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