so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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