It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
