Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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