Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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