I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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