My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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