Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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