This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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