I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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