Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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