Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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