Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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