there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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