Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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