Buhtt sex?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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