You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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