we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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