the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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