if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I'm jealous of your bromance
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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