The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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