used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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