god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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