I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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