I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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