I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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