We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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