Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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