Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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