Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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