He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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