I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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