Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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