On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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