bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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