i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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