Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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