There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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