How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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