How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Randomize
